So, I have another idea.. You can purchase an erotic story where you (or someone of your choosing) is the star. Here's how it works. You tell me a bit about a fantasy you would like to read a story about and tell me about you - Your personality type, hobbies, likes and dislikes, physical description (A good picture will help even more), and anything else you think I should know. If it is something that I feel that I can write a good story with, I will give you a quote, based on how involved/long it is likely to be. When the story is finished, it will be emailed to you and also published on my website. It will be dedicated to you (under whatever name or nickname you prefer) and you will have full permission to use it or post it wherever you like(you still have to give me credit as the author, of course). If you want to get an idea of my writing style, check out some of my other erotica that I have published on the web at http://metalden.com/writing.html#erotica .
All the funds from these endeavours go right to my cigar fund so I can smoke more luscious cigars for you!